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Pope’s Blood Stolen for Satanic New Year Ritual

Thieves left the collection box alone as they acquired their target

Thieves left the collection box alone as they acquired their target

 

 

It hasn’t been the best week for the Vatican. First a pair of peace doves are released to signify peace in Ukraine, where things aren’t going so well either, and attacked by not only a crow but a seagull. Not the best omen I think. Especially along side what has happened to a remote mountainside church in Italy.

Speculation has arisen over the theft of a religious reliquary containing blood from the late Pope John Paul II. Officials are pointing toward a satanic plot to steal the sacred relic and explain why.

“It’s possible that there could be Satanic sects behind the theft of the reliquary,” said Giovanni Panunzio, the national coordinator of an anti-occult group called Osservatorio Antiplagio. “This period of the year is important in the Satanic calendar and culminates in the Satanic ‘new year’ on Feb 1. This sort of sacrilege often take place at this time of the year. We hope that the stolen items are recovered as quickly as possible.”

Actually, the only Satanic holiday that is approaching is on February 2nd, Candlemas (Sabbat Festival). Not that I have a Satanic calendar hanging in my office, but I saw that their new year was in February , and wondered what other kinds of holidays they have. And let me tell you they don’t sound very fun. At least to me. Here’s a link to what their schedule of fun is like around the world…Calendar.

Anyway, Candlemas, from what I understand, is a blood ritual, which is fitting since the stolen item is a blood relic. This is where I get confused. Upon searching the good ol’ internet I have found that it is uncertain what relic was stolen. I have come across a vile of the late Pope’s blood and a blood soaked piece of gauze from John Paul II when he was shot in St Peter’s Square in 1981. Both are pictured below.

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So in this blood right the vile would prove more valuable than the blood soaked piece of gauze, but beings its blood of the Pope, that’s got to be some pretty high-end stuff.

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4 responses

  1. I would think the blood from someone who some people consider to have a chat line to God, is priceless. Who knows what rituals some cultures can use it for.

    January 28, 2014 at 7:46 am

  2. Steve Santiago

    After reading your headline I thought it was about a book review. Sounds like the makings of a best selling novel with a movie starring Tom Hanks to soon follow. But this is real! This proves that reality is scarier than fiction. Curious to see how this turns out.

    January 28, 2014 at 11:38 am

  3. I agree with you, Dave. Steve, the whole time I was making a story up in my head. It just seems like a sequal to the DaVinci Code, or something. The scary part was when I started to make up the part of the story where they uncover what the plan is with the blood…

    January 29, 2014 at 6:30 am

    • Steve Santiago

      It sounds book worthy. Either that or just jump right into writing the screenplay!

      January 29, 2014 at 11:13 am

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